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Q. What do angry mice send each other?
A. Cross-mouse cards!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
A. Jingle smells!
Q. What is green, covered with tinsel and goes “ribbet ribbet”?
A. A mistle-”toad”!
Q. What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
A. Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
Q. What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A. A turkey!
Q. How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas?
A.Fleas Navidog!
Q.How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A.A merry Christmas to ewe! (With apologies to all Welshmen or Kiwis)
Q. What squeaks and is scary?
A. The Ghost of Christmouse Past!
Q. What do you call a cat on a beach at Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws!
Q. What do sheep say to Santa?
A. Seasons bleatings!
Q. Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
A. Santa Paws
Q. What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
A. Tyranno-santa Rex!
Q. What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
A. Rapping paper!
Q. How does Father Christmas climb up a chimney?
A.He uses a ladder in the stocking!
Q. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
A.
 Because it soots him !
Q. How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
A. Stacks !
Q. 

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
A. How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: “I don’t like sprouts” !